Category Archives: My Friends!!

In no particular order I thought it pretty important you to know my pals. SOme of them are real tight iwth me and roll deep and others are peeps who I love from a distance. Cool.

Mr DJ hANS MILAN:

Up frist is my serious friends DJ and Producer of amazing techno and other beats its Mr DJ hANS MILAN or ‘hans-off’ as i call him around the ladies hahahah.

So heres hans in his armour for Centaurian the EP cover.. I think this shows exactly what kind of guy Hans Milan really is: CARING, CHIVALROUS, HONEST, HARD AS FU*K and of course a big music lover.

Visit Hans on Myspace

TONY ALLEN

Uh oh heres trouble. motherf***n rsussian Helicopter is what Leon and me call Tony.
He chews up anything and just keeps going and going. SOmetimes that a good thing.
I think he also killed heaps of people in Afgahnistan but that is another story. Tony thinks he should have been in the SAS. But he is a Director at heart.

Tony Bones hanging with his Nikon

WOGBOTH – aka Will

Wogboth came to be in a dream one night and I knew that he was perfect for Centaurian. Ever since then we have been friends. I wanna use him in heaps more of my films as he is choice, awesome and a really down to earth person.

Wogboth looks like a well oiled killing machine but I assure you deep down inside he is lovely and considerate and caring.

If you were going into battle – you would want Wogboth on your side.

Niece EVA

This is my niece Eva.. I have to babysit her sometimes when my brother is too lazy or whatever. She’s cool, can be real annoying – but hey – shes 8! or 9 I can’t remember.. but neither can 8 or 9 year olds. Eva is a real good guinea pig for things like the helmetcam coz she is fearless or a bit stupid. (probably the age thing again) at the moment she is doing survielence on my creepy neighbours witht he helmetcam Prototype #2 to see if my neighbours are terrorists or not.
When Eva is older I will teach her how to use a sword properly.. like when she is 10 or whateves.

This my mate David Farrier. Farrier is awesome even though he works for a news channel. He is a super cool and nice guy, and really likes to wazz out about shit all the time – kinda like me. For all his support over this year I just had to make him into a centaur warrior.
Dave dog has pretty much one of the coolest jobs ever – he gets to travel the world looking for freaks and weirdos! How he has not wound up lashed to a totem pole somewhere escapes me but thats cool.

love this pic of farrier he looks so happy and free!

Leon Polszacki!

This guy is my main man behind the screens. I think his brain is a computer.. like a pentium Vesper Mk II or something. Anyway apart from being of slavic ancestry, Polszacki is pretty awesome. Hes the one you want when you are smashing the 48 hours, but not when you are about to get smart to some army dudes just back from the suck on a night out on the town. Leon likes buttercups, blankets, nuts, dried papaya and Sean Paul. He is crap at Yoga.

Monique aka MoNinja

MOninja is my little friend who joins in crazy adventures with me and Tony and Leon. SHe is pretty much one of the boys and she drinks heaps of the Mother energy drink which we all think is disgusting. but hey – it keeps Moninja crankin’ and that keeps her holding the boom during shoots and doing makeup on Wogboth and keeping him happy with fruit and making sure Leon always has a fresh supply of roasted macadamias and all that shit.
Moninja is awesome. I don’t know if she actually likes Techno.. she may have been lying to me. THis is the ONLY picture I have of her.

TAPUFACE!

This cat is crazyballs as! But he is my pal and I built his site and even tho he hasn’t really paid me proper.. he is still a good dude

THE DESERT SCORPIONS

these guys are truly crazy bitches.. I thought Tapuface was a bit gone.. and he is.. but these guys take the cake, I actually have never seen them with their masks off, they are probably incredibly handsome. The desert scorps babysit Eva for me now, which is awesome as long my bro in law doesn’t ever find out that I sublet them as babysitters. Apparently Eva is real good as a sniper now in their games KillShot3 or whatever. Yay!