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Hey Babes, I guess you need to know about me heaps aye.. really the best way is for you to waz HARD on my site everyday and eventually lose your mind. Like King George, or guys who used to wear magnesium lining in their hats.. you’ll get to know me super real well from this site eventually, but it wont be quick and it wont be easy. It will kind of like trying to break througha concrete wall with a blunt knife at first and then laters it will be like your floating around aimlessly on your hanglider and all of a sudden WHAM!! WHOAOOAOAAAAAAA!!! your rocket engines just kicked in and you soar over snow capped mountains and endless forests or dark ever green.

my story: Easy. I work for myself. I am a jack of all trades and master of pretty much all. Animation/writing/driecting/proudicng/photography/macrame/yoga/cosplaying/cooking/awesomeness/techno dancing/amazingness/cinema/wazzing – you get the idea aye. Actually I’m unemployed, but this website will get me a job eventually I know it. soon someone/something maybe PJ will take notice of my freaky skills and nail up for a headhunt hard. Weta will prob come knocking on my door I reckon. If the work is right I would take it, but I need to know that my ideas will be listened to. No matter what job I take – my ideas need to be listened to.
Thats prob why I got let go from my last job at the garden store, as I practiced tree pruning with my samurai sword, my bokken is well sharp and I don’t reckon they appreciated it on the bonsais. (F-Bombthem)

from this website – which is still a work in progress, someone will pick up on my ideas, wether its Centaurian the game or the movie, my yoga vids for distribution, my animations or just even as an awesome ideas dude for a company that wants to blow up the world with amazingness and wazz peeps out everyday with wowfacter and Fbombs.

I do wanna job – but it has to be awesome. It has to be as awesome as WOGBOTH and his trident of death or no dice.
I will stay unemployed until I attain victory. winz can get fbombed – 6 or so years of this is fine. They is totally lost me in the system anyway. All it would take is a few yoga dvds to sell or maybe Centaurian the 2011 calender and Im employed right?

I am 30 something, age is a state of boringness. I am not ageist.

I live in Wellington. It is good city aye, you know it if you live here, but fbomb that wind sometimes aye and what is wrong with some of the cafe workers here, omfbombgod I just want a coffee I didn’t ask you for a thesus about hydro power lay off the attitude.. im wazzing too much.

I love heaps of stuff: I listed it below. Go hard and read it. It may tell you something, it may bore you to tears, but either way waz the site babes and you’ll get to know my heart and soul.

lives in Wellington.

Single.

Friends – Mary-Beth, Tony Allen, Leon Polsacki, Lesley (Sort-of, ex.), Mo-Ninja, Kerryanimame,

Likes: Film-making, COOKING! (hard), Wine-Tasting, Tea, Yoga,
Jogging, Byzantine Art, Cats, Dogs, Native Fish, tramping/climbing. Swords, anime monsters, tantric sex, old fridges, books by authors who I never remember their names, small snimals, snails, techno, plants, chilli, old suits, headbands, Dunedin, boats, armour

DOESN”T LIKE: Coffee, energy-drinks, pot, Acid (anymore) Mushrooms (too weird) Weed (makes you grow dreads) gas heaters, energy saver lightbulbs (i hate spirals) hockey, orlando blooom, eels, dentist, stand up comedy

WANTS TO SEE: A large Bio-Sphere like park on Wellington’s water-front,
Russian space programme in full force, a devolved america, fantasy author running the country, more capes in public, notv, bears in parks eating out of rubbish bins and peoples cars, russian helicopters, techno raves in daylight

5-YEAR PLAN: Work for Weta Dig or run own production/web company.
Girlfriend. Play flute and electric base REAL good.
Develop own drawing style (and be able to draw QCK!) learn new language – like farsi or vietcongese.

MUSIC:Dave Matthews Band-Marley-Pearl Jam-311-HelloGoodbye-Nirvana-Pepper-Goo Goo Dolls-Jack Johnson-Ben Harper-Bob Dylan-Incubus-Blind Melon-Minus The Bear-Snoop D O Double G-Aphex Twins-The Academy Is-Less Than Jake-Beastie Boys-The Beach Boys-Nine Inch Nails-Copeland-Cake-Greenday-Good Charlotte-Matchbox 20-Frank Sinatra-Coldplay-Vanessa Carlton-Jimi Hendrix-The Almond Brothers Band-Ben Fold Five-The White Stripes-Dashboard Confessional-The Offspring-Lil’ Wyte-My Chemical Romance-Lifehouse-The Working Title-Johnny Cash-Dem Franchize Boyz-Sugar Colt-Velvet Revolver-Early November-Postal Service-Lil’ Wayne-Godsmack-June Carter-Early November-Kieth Urban-Everclear-Rocket Summer-Bright Eyes-504 Boyz-Lynard Skynard-Smashing Pumpkins-Garbage-Yellowcard-Gov’t Mule-Vertical Horizon-Silver Chair-Reel Big Fish-Janis Joplin-Led Zepplin-Counting Crows-Hole-The Killers-James Taylor-Tool-Queen-Michelle Branch-Third Eyed Blind-The Wailers-Jet-Van Morrison-Guttermouth-Fitty-Iron and Wine-Thrice-Radiohead-ThreeSix-The Rolling Stones-Metallica-Lil’ Jon and the Eastside Boys-The Decemberists-Jason Mraz-Modest Mouse-Fat Boy Slim-Time and Distance-Train-Jewel-Placebo-The Used-The Fallout Boy-The Beatles-Something Coorperate-Thursday-Switchfoot-The Shins-Trick Daddy-Foo Fighters-Mae-Story of the Year-The Underoath-Korn-Audioslave-Bush-John Mayer-Story of the Year-Catch 22-System of a Down-Bradley Nowell-Nelly-The Fray-The Doors-Slick Rick-Red Hot Chili Peppers-Lit-The Spill Canvas-Bowling for Soup-The Ataries-Taking Back Sunday-Frou Frou-Howie Day-Jimmy Buffet-M.I.A.-Mono-Plain White T’s ( iactually copied this list of someones myspace, but hwo cares aye, music is whatever.. I will update this when i get the chance)

I AM: The kind of person who will give everyone and everything a chance, once, but SMASH IT ROOL HARD for AGES if I like it

WOMEN: I love women aye. I have no particular taste in Women, just someone who’s real cool and doesn’t give me a hard time. Don’t mind if they have a few rough edges, but they must be smart – brain is the biggest erogenous zone and stuff. Compassion is real important too, don’t want to wish time with people who have no compassion.
A good woman can larp all day without crying and still attack you at home with a gunsword while youre making tea

I find some people boring and uninteresting. If you’re interesting, we’ll get along real well, if not, see you later babe and watchout I may F-bomb you someday with a lightening bolt when you least expect it.