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Petunia and Petal – the adventures

hey so these are the awesome little animations which I made with Misey aka Tanja Jade – who is an amazing New Zealand artist. We came up with the idea of these naughty lil’ twins; Petunia & Petal, who create havoc generally and are super nasty and cute. Enjoy! x SP

my website won an official Webby Honoree thing!

whoaaaa! soo stoked! Pretty awesomeballs hey babes! After all that hard work and wazzing so much in front of the old lappy – some dudes honour me hard with a webby honoree thingy!
And there was over 10,000 peeps I was up against – all doing sites about killing centaurs and terrorists neighbours and how to do yoga and shit.. no one is original anymore..
You can check out the glory hard here at the http://www.webbyawards.com/webbys/current_honorees.php?media_id=96&category_id=69
This makes me real happy aye..
SO hard!
I might celebrate with some haloumie sandwich and maybe a mango lassie.
thanks to you all you babes who supported me so much!

xxx SP

Merry Christmas everyone.. and yay to 20111!


xma makes me feel funny

Hey guys… just wanted to wish you all a real hardout merry christmas and everything.
Its been an amazing year and I guess I could wazz here all day long thanking mofos and wanking on about how cool I am but instead I will just thank a few key ninjas who really made my shiznits go boom.
Leon, Mo-ninja, Tony and Hans thanks heaps love you hard sometimes, Simon PEderson my alter ego yup you ar ecool aye. Knut Hermansson thanks bro, David Farrier cheers bay, Will aka wogboth, Full fucking moon, BEastwars, babe, Buzzy buzzballs aka Tapuface, Jonny Matenga, Oscar the grouchballs, my family, Luke Budanuts, Tommy aka Thomas lahood, Eva, Rotten Dollies, Jason and Sarah, Wade and Hadley, Red Scorp, Treebeard, The Desert Scorps, Anna Dean, Karryon Lee, The Centaurian crew, ANt Timpson, Greg Broadmore and anyone else who touched me lots during this year.

Whoa… big year.
Personal highlights was getting on the news and making it to LA to release Centaurian! wheeeee.
Oh yeh.. dunedin was pretty ace as well.
And I real liked it hard winning Best Cult Film this year at the 48 Hours Film Fest..
I hope you also enjoyed my stuff..if not.. gefe. (that is a new language btw)

I have been quiet for ages… but don’t worry.. I am pretty much like a dormant volcanoe. i just sit there being all boring and shit and then when noone expects it – WHAAAZAAAMMMMM!!!! I jump up and explode in your face.
No seriously I am making some new shit.
Working real hardout. and being pretty secret.
You will see more of me next year… just a little bit.
I promise.

Have an awesome christmas and New Years!

and remember – Simon PEter loves you hard.

xx SP

NI HAO! CENTAURIAN BIG CHINA!!!

 

The Chinese online gaming community have really wazzed out hard since Centaurian had it’s official world wide release a few weeks back. So far over 30,000 individual plays have come out of China, these guys can’t get enuf serious centaur carnage!

9 EASY STEPS TO URBAN SURVIVAL STEP #2

 

Step 2 is all about SECURITY. Cat flaps are a no-no, all it takes is one mankey stray with a S.C.U.D. strapped to it’s belly and it’s game over sunshine! No jest.

If you want to learn heaps more tune into I THINK MY NEIGHBOURS ARE TERRORISTS It could save your skin for realz!!!

9 EASY STEPS TO URBAN SURVIVAL STEP #1


 


Whoa!!! Cool me down! This is serious babes, over the coming weeks to coincide with I THINK MY NEIGHBOURS ARE TERRORISTS I will be posting a potentially life saving nugget of SP wisdom in the form of my COUNTER TERRORISM TRAINING MANUAL.Download it! Print it! Live it!.
STEP #1 IDENTIFICATION

CENTAURIAN WEB INFECTION CONTINUES!

 

Cool me down!!! Centaurian is taking on a life of it’s own. Since releasing my baby into the WORLD WILD WEB online gaming sites have been falling over themselves to grab some Centaurian action hard!

 

Check out some awesome comments!

 

  • - "The best game of HeeMan xD HEEEEEEEEEE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" (dunno what this one actually means)
  • - "I actually enjoyed this game quite a bit…. To all the other idiots who said it sucks, i believe the author was going for an ironic epic feel… also were those dildos????"
  • - "seems a variation of gay porn"

 

And some not so nice ones…

 

  • - "makes me wanna slit my wrist" (poor guy must have only one arm)
  • - "seems a variation of gay porn"
  • - "worst game on kongregate.com there must be someone to forbid such games…."

 

Thanks for all your feedback peeps, good and bad. The good feedback makes me smile and the bad keeps me humble. SP OUT!!!

CENTAURIAN THE “OFFICIAL” OFFICIAL RELEASE

 

 

Kotaku rock hard! Check out the latest piece on the continuing adventure that is Centaurian The Game. All you twits out there make sure you put a # next to centaurian, lemme know your thoughts peeps. I wants to know!!!

wTF – check this out – proof of Terror! investigation!

ok this sux hard.. and is scary. if you are under 16 don’t watch. If you are afraid of terrorists and somalian pirates and burkas and stuff – DONT WATCH. if you are sensitive and allergic to action – DONT WATCH!! ACHTUNG YOUR FACE!

1st live test of my Helmet cam!! and more on my freaky neighbours

free guinea pigs rool! tHATS what nieces are for! Finally get to properly trial the range and functionality of my headcam that I’ve built. Introdcuing Proto #1

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